pailo

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A doctor in India who thinks your pain is just you being lazy
My doctor said my leg hurts because I'm too fat
He told me to run 10 miles or else I'll die
I asked for medicine, and he gave me a lecture on how to live
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A doctor in India who gives you the worst advice ever
He told me to eat more chicken because I had a broken bone
I got a root canal and he said it was just 'a little bit of stress'
He prescribed coffee for my insomnia
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A doctor in India who doesn't care if you live or die
He left me in the hallway like I was a lost sock
I had a fever and he told me to 'just take it easy'
He didn’t even look at my X-ray, he just said 'it’s fine'
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