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pain in the demise

When your demise is so bad it feels like you got hit by a truck and then stepped on a nail

I broke my arm. That was pain in the demise. I couldn’t even hold my phone.

I got a pop quiz. That was pain in the demise. My brain exploded.

I ate spicy wings for breakfast. That was pain in the demise. My mouth is on fire.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the demise

When your demise is so painful it feels like you got beaten up by a gang and then left in a ditch

My dog bit me. That was pain in the demise. I bled everywhere.

I failed my math test again. That was pain in the demise. My teacher said I’m hopeless.

I spilled my juice on my shirt. That was pain in the demise. It looked like a disaster.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the chuff

A sore spot you wish was somewhere else

My grandma’s back looks like a war zone.

I got pain in the chuff from sitting on a broken chair.

That new haircut gave me pain in the chuff.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the chuff

A body part that’s screaming for mercy

My mom says my feet are screaming for mercy.

That pizza was so bad it gave me pain in the chuff.

I got pain in the chuff from wearing socks inside out.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the chuff

A place you wish you could punch

My brother’s face is a place I want to punch.

The dentist made me have pain in the chuff.

That joke was so bad it gave me pain in the chuff.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the cervix

when a guy is hammerin a girl so hard she feels like she's gettin hit by a truck with a dick

My cousin said his girlfriend was pain in the cervix after he did a dance party inside her.

He called his ex pain in the cervix because he still had feelings for her and it hurt.

My friend’s dog was pain in the cervix after my friend tried to give him a back massage with a broom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the cervix

when someone is so annoying they make you want to scream and throw them out a window

My mom is pain in the cervix because she keeps telling me I’m gonna fail life.

My boss called my coworker pain in the cervix after he kept eating his lunch at his desk during meetings.

My little brother was pain in the cervix for two weeks straight, and I almost cried.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the butt

A sore behind that feels like it got run over by a truck.

My mom says I'm the pain in the butt of the entire family.

He's been sitting on my face for two hours. I'm the pain in the butt of this couch.

This kid is the pain in the butt of my classroom.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the butt

A behind so sore it's like it got a tattoo from a flaming stick.

She’s the pain in the butt of our group chat.

The dog is the pain in the butt of my morning walk.

That kid is the pain in the butt of my entire life.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the butt

A behind so sore it wants to quit and take a vacation.

My brother’s the pain in the butt of our family dinners.

The teacher is the pain in the butt of my homework.

This game is the pain in the butt of my weekend.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the bitch

a pain so bad it feels like your whole body got kicked by a rabid dog, and the dog was also a bitch.

My math test was a pain in the bitch. I failed it twice and cried once.

That traffic jam was a pain in the bitch. I almost ran over a cop.

My mom’s yelling is a pain in the bitch. She yelled for three hours straight.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the bitch

when something hurts your brain so much you wish you were dead, and you also happen to be a bitch.

That presentation was a pain in the bitch. I forgot my slides and my voice cracked.

My boss’s demands are a pain in the bitch. He wants everything done by tomorrow.

That movie was a pain in the bitch. It had too many characters and no plot.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the bitch

when you tell someone they’re a pain in the ass, and then you call them a bitch for good measure.

You're a pain in the bitch, and I mean that literally.

I said he was a pain in the ass, and then called him a bitch just because I felt like it.

She’s a pain in the bitch, and she knows it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the balls

When something that was already annoying your ass has now moved up to your balls because it's decided to be even more of a pain.

My job is a pain in the balls now. I can't even take a leak without my boss bugging me.

My mom finally got fed up with my sister and now she’s a pain in the balls.

That kid next door started chasing my dog, so now he's a pain in the balls.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the balls

Something that was already giving you a headache has now gone straight to your nuts and is making everything worse.

My math teacher is a pain in the balls. I can't even count without her yelling.

That new kid at school keeps messing with me, so he’s a pain in the balls.

My dad took my phone away, so now he's a pain in the balls.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the balls

When something that was already bugging you has now gone straight to your balls and is giving you more trouble than ever.

My brother’s loud music is a pain in the balls. I can’t even sleep.

That dog next door keeps digging up my yard, so it's a pain in the balls.

My mom won't stop texting me during lunch, so she's a pain in the balls.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the backside

a clueless idiot who thinks they’re your best friend but is just a pain in the backside who won’t stop bugging you.

Hey bro, why you ignoring me? I’m your bestie!

I texted you 10 times and you didn’t reply. What’s wrong with you?

You said we were chillin’ but then you showed up at my house at 2 AM.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the backside

a loud, smelly, stupid person who thinks they’re the center of attention and won’t stop talking about themselves.

You told me your dog died but then you spent 20 minutes telling me about your cousin’s cat.

Why are you still here? I’ve been doing my homework for an hour!

You didn’t even listen to what I said. You just talked over me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the backside

the worst kind of friend who thinks they know everything and won’t stop telling you how bad your life is.

You got a B on your math test and now you’re saying I’m gonna fail life.

I didn’t even do anything wrong but you kept texting me about it.

You called my mom and told her I’m the worst kid ever.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

pain in the ayn

A pain in the ayn is like having your butt cheek slapped by a flaming hot meatball. It’s not just annoying, it’s a full-blown disaster inside your ass.

My math teacher is a pain in the ayn. He makes me do 100 problems every day.

This traffic jam is a pain in the ayn. I’ve been stuck for three hours.

My little brother is a pain in the ayn. He won’t stop screaming.

by Slangipedia 16d ago