pain in the demise - When your demise is so bad it feels like you got hit by a tr

When your demise is so bad it feels like you got hit by a truck and then stepped on a nail

I broke my arm. That was pain in the demise. I couldn’t even hold my phone.

I got a pop quiz. That was pain in the demise. My brain exploded.

I ate spicy wings for breakfast. That was pain in the demise. My mouth is on fire.