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pain ranker
Someone who judges your pain like it's a test and you failed.
I was hurting so bad, but the pain ranker said I only got a 5. I'm sad.
He rated my stomachache as a 4 because he had a worse one once.
I screamed for help, but the pain ranker said I only got a 3.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain ranker
A person who rates your pain like they're in charge of all the suffering.
I was in so much pain, and the pain ranker said I only got a 7. That’s not even close.
He rated my migraine as a 6 because he once had a headache.
I was dying from the pain, but the pain ranker said it was only an 8.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain ranker
Someone who tells you how much you hurt like they're your meanest critic.
My legs were on fire, but the pain ranker said I only got a 5. That’s not right.
He rated my broken arm as a 7 because he broke his leg once.
I was screaming in agony and the pain ranker said it was only an 8.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prevention
Pain prevention is like a fancy way of saying 'don't be an idiot again' so you don't get hurt again. It's all about learning from your dumb mistakes before they turn into full-blown disasters.
I tripped over my own feet, now I wear socks with shoes.
She got burned by the stove, now she checks if it's hot before touching it.
He ate the whole cake and got a stomachache, so now he only eats one slice.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prevention
Pain prevention is basically trying to stop pain before it even has a chance to start. It's like putting on a helmet before you ride a bike, but for everything in life.
He put on gloves before touching the hot pan.
She took an aspirin before the party started.
He wore a mouthguard before playing football.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prevention
Pain prevention is when you do whatever it takes to avoid getting hurt, even if it means being annoying or over-prepared. It's like bringing a spoon to a knife fight.
She brought a pillow to the wrestling match.
He wore elbow pads just in case he fell.
He drank coffee before the test so he wouldn't fail.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prank
A prank so mean it feels like you got stabbed with a spoon. People do this to each other in schools, colleges, and places where people have no soul.
My buddy poured hot coffee on my foot during lunch.
The teacher tied my shoelaces together and made me run laps.
My coworker filled my chair with ice cubes and left it outside in the sun.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prank
A prank that feels like you got hit by a truck. People do this for fun when they’re bored or mad at each other.
My little brother put a bunch of pins under my chair and I fell over.
My friend snuck a banana in my backpack and it went everywhere.
The guy next to me dropped a bucket of water on me during class.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prank
A prank so cruel it should be illegal. Kids, soldiers, and office workers do this because they’re sadists.
My friend put a live mouse in my lunch box.
The kid behind me poked me with a pencil every time I blinked.
My boss taped my hands to the desk and made me eat a whole sandwich.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prank
A prank that makes you scream like a baby. It’s common in places where people are too mean for their own good.
My neighbor sprayed me with pepper spray during recess.
The guy from my class pulled my pants down during gym.
My sister put glitter all over my face and left it there overnight.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prank
A prank so bad you want to die. People use this when they’re angry or just plain evil.
My friend put a bunch of pins under my chair and I fell over.
The teacher made me drink orange juice through a straw that had a lot of hair in it.
My buddy tied my shoelaces together and made me run laps.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain prank
A prank so painful you swear you’ll get revenge. Kids, soldiers, and office workers do this because they’re bullies.
My friend poured hot coffee on my foot during lunch.
The kid behind me poked me with a pencil every time I blinked.
My boss taped my hands to the desk and made me eat a whole sandwich.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain portal
The magical door you walk through when your heart gets smashed and then you suddenly start loving yourself so much you can't even care about the mess.
My ex broke up with me, but now I'm too busy eating pizza to feel sad.
I got dumped on Instagram, but now I post selfies every day.
My dog died, but I started a TikTok account called #SelfLoveAndDogs.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain portal
That weird portal you enter when your life is a disaster and then you wake up thinking you're the best person ever.
I failed my math test, but now I think I’m the king of school.
My mom yelled at me, and I started dancing in my room like I was on Broadway.
My cat knocked over my soup, and I gave it a standing ovation.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain portal
The secret back door that opens when you’re feeling absolutely terrible and then you turn into a walking confidence machine.
I got fired, but now I wear my socks outside like it’s a fashion statement.
My crush ignored me, so I started a Twitter rant about how amazing I am.
My dad said I was a disappointment, but now I’m the CEO of my own imaginary company.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain porn
Smashy-bangy videos, pictures, and sounds of people getting wrecked for your enjoyment. It’s like watching a toddler get hit by a truck while wearing clown shoes.
My cousin watched a guy get stabbed in the face and then cried about it for three days.
I saw a video of a guy getting run over by a tank and now I can’t eat tacos without screaming.
My brother’s been watching pain porn so much his eyes are bleeding.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain porn
The agony in the junk area of a person who gets cut off from their daily dose of porn. It’s like having a cheeseburger shoved up your nose and then being told you can’t have dessert.
My dad got pain porn withdrawal and started yelling at the TV like it was his ex.
My sister’s been missing her pain porn so much she tried to eat the Wi-Fi router.
My uncle took a bite out of my laptop because he thought it was a phone.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain poop
when your butt felt like it was on fire after you let one rip
My pain poop today was like getting stabbed by a flaming fork.
I took a crap and it felt like my intestines were screaming.
This pain poop is why I hate Mondays.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain poop
the kind of poop that makes you wish you had a death sentence
My pain poop was so bad, I considered faking my own death.
That poop hurt more than my ex’s betrayal.
I just got a pain poop and it felt like I was being exorcised.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain poop
when your poop feels like it's giving you a wedgie from the inside
This pain poop is like my butt is getting a wedgie from the inside.
I took a crap and it felt like my pants were trying to kill me.
That pain poop was so bad, I wanted to quit living.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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