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pain pill crisis

Doctors are greedy jerks who won’t give you your pain pills even though you’re screaming in agony. They probably got a kickback from some pill company and don’t care if you die from the pain.

My grandma broke her hip and the doctor gave her candy instead of real pills. I’m gonna tell her she’s dead if she doesn’t stop being cheap.

I had 12 wisdom teeth pulled and my doc gave me a lollipop. I bit it in half and cried.

The doctor told me not to take more pills because he got paid by the pill company. I took them anyway.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain pill crisis

Doctors are like jailers who won’t let you have your pain pills even though they’re the only thing keeping you from screaming into a pillow.

I asked for more pills and my doctor said I was being ‘dramatic’, he’s not getting paid by me, he’s getting paid by the pill company.

My brother got kicked out of the hospital because he took too many pain pills. He didn’t care, he just wanted to sleep.

My doctor won’t give me pills because he says I’ll become an addict. I don’t want to be an addict, I want to stop screaming!

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain pill crisis

Doctors are like bosses who won’t let you take pain pills even though they’re the only thing keeping you from punching a wall.

My doctor said I’d get fired if I took more pills. He didn’t say anything when he got a $10,000 bonus for not giving me any.

I tried to punch the wall and my hand was still sore. My doctor laughed at me like I was a kid who spilled juice on his shirt.

My doc said no more pills because ‘he’s getting a raise’, so I took them all anyway.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain players

Gamers who scream like a banshee, throw their controllers like they're angry at life, and keep playing even if it means burning out or making their parents cry.

I lost my last game and yelled so loud the neighbors called the cops.

I played for 12 hours straight and now I have a headache that could kill a cow.

My sister cried because I broke her phone while trying to beat my high score.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain players

People who play games so hard they might as well be in a wrestling match with the console, and don't care if it ruins their life.

I fell asleep during a game and woke up with a sore neck and no memory of my own name.

I played through the night and now I’m too tired to go to school.

I broke my mom’s favorite cup while trying to beat a boss.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain players

Kids who play games like it's their job, even if it means getting yelled at or missing dinner.

My dad yelled at me for playing instead of doing my homework.

I skipped dinner to keep playing and now I’m hungry and regretful.

I got grounded for 2 weeks because I wouldn’t stop gaming.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain players

Gamers who play so much they might as well be married to their console, even if it means getting in trouble or losing a limb.

I got a bruise on my hand from holding the controller too tight.

My brother got yelled at for playing during family time.

I broke my finger trying to press all the buttons at once.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain players

Kids who play games like it’s a war, and don’t care if they get kicked out of their house or lose their voice.

I screamed so loud my neighbors came to check on me.

My mom threatened to throw me out if I didn’t stop playing.

I lost my voice after yelling for 3 hours straight.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain players

Gamers who play through the pain, like they’ve been hit by a truck and still won't stop gaming.

I got a headache so bad I saw stars.

My eyes hurt from staring at the screen for too long.

I fell asleep on my keyboard and woke up with cramps.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain pig

A pain pig is a guy who loves getting financially ripped off by his girlfriend or wife, usually because he's too dumb to see it coming.

My ex cheated on me and stole my savings. I'm still a pain pig.

He spends all his money on her fancy shoes. Classic pain pig behavior.

I got scammed out of $2000 by my girlfriend. I'm the king of pain pigs.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain pig

A pain pig is a guy who gets turned on when his boyfriend beats him with whips, paddles, or even hot wax. He's like a human doormat for sexy torture.

He let his boyfriend whip him in the ass during sex. Total pain pig.

I saw him getting cock and ball tortured at the club. Such a pain pig.

He loves being flogged with a paddle. Pain pig for life.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain peko

When you’re hurting like a kicked puppy and you're wearing a bunny suit that makes it worse

My feet are on fire and my ears are burning

I got hit by a truck and I still had to do a dance

My head feels like it’s being microwaved

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain peko

A cursed phrase from the bunny war criminal Pekora that makes you want to cry and rage at the same time

I heard that quote and I immediately cried in my cereal

That line made me throw my controller at the wall

Every time she says it, I feel like dying

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain peko

When Pekora messes up so hard that you want to stab her with a carrot

She messed up my favorite song and I screamed at the screen

Her dance was worse than my math test

I yelled ‘Pain peko’ when she did the worst voice ever

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain olympics

A video where some guy slices his own willy off like it's a damn inconvenience.

My cousin watched it and cried. I laughed so hard my face turned red.

I tried to watch it once, then went to the bathroom and vomited on the toilet.

My teacher showed it to us and now I have nightmares about penises.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain olympics

A video of some dude making his balls go numb, then slicing them off like they're expired meat.

My brother watched it and said 'I'd do that for free pizza.'

I watched it at school, and my friend passed out.

My mom saw it and said I should never watch anything else again.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain olympics

A bunch of guys fighting over who can lose the most junk in a contest.

My friend joined a Pain Olympics group, and now he talks like a robot.

I saw a guy cut his whole thing off with a spoon. That’s not normal.

They have a trophy for losing the most meat.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain olympics

It’s overrated, but it’s still gross enough to make you want to rip your own eyes out.

My friend said he’d watch it again if he got a million dollars.

I watched it once and now I hate everything.

My dog watched it and ran away from me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain olympics

A competition where dumb guys cut off their junk with a knife, hatchet, or whatever they can find.

I saw one guy use a chainsaw. That’s not fair.

My cousin tried to join and got kicked out for being too weird.

They don’t even win anything. What’s the point?

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain olympics

The scariest video ever, where guys cut off their whole thing in front of a camera.

I watched it and now I sleep with my lights on.

My friend tried to watch it twice and screamed like a banshee.

It’s so bad, even my dog looked scared.

by Slangipedia 15d ago