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pain olympics

A contest where guys cut their dicks off in front of people. It's absolutely disgusting.

I watched it and said, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'

My friend tried to join and got kicked out for being too gross.

They don’t even need a prize because they’re already losers.

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pain of salvation

A band that sounds like your ex’s Spotify Wrapped playlist on acid.

I listened to this band while eating expired pizza. My soul died.

My roommate tried to convince me it was good. I threw a shoe at him.

This is the sound of regret and bad hair choices.

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pain of salvation

A band so bad, they make your mom’s karaoke performances look like a masterpiece.

I listened to this while cleaning my toilet. I almost cried.

This band is the reason I hate Mondays and existential dread.

It’s like someone tried to write a song but got distracted by a cheeseburger.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain of salvation

A Prog-esque band that will haunt your dreams and make you question your life choices.

I fell asleep to this music. I had nightmares about saxophones.

This band is like a bad breakup, but with more guitar solos.

After listening, I gave up on my job, my cat, and my dignity.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad it feels like every sword in the world is stabbing you at once. Your body or feelings are screaming for mercy.

My ex broke up with me and said I was a 'disaster.' That felt like being stabbed by a thousand swords.

I ate a whole pizza in one sitting. My stomach screamed like it was on fire.

My dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck. It was like watching a thousand swords pierce my soul.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain of a thousand swords

It’s when pain hits you so hard, it’s like every sword in hell is slicing through your body or mind.

My math test was so bad I felt like a thousand swords were cutting my brain into pieces.

I got yelled at by my mom for forgetting to do the dishes. It was like being stabbed by swords made of frustration.

My cat knocked over my coffee. My soul died a little, and it felt like being pierced by a thousand swords.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain of a thousand swords

When you're hurting so much it's like a thousand swords are trying to rip your insides out.

My crush ignored me for a week. My heart felt like it was being cut open by a thousand swords.

I got a tattoo and it hurt like hell. It felt like I had a thousand swords stabbing my skin.

My brother ate my last slice of pizza. I cried like I’d been stabbed by a thousand swords.

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pain of a thousand swords

When pain is so intense, it's like having a thousand swords going through you and laughing at your misery.

I failed my driving test for the third time. My brain felt like it was being stabbed by a thousand swords.

My dog peed on my brand new couch. I screamed so loud, I think the swords heard me.

I got bit by a million ants and it felt like a thousand swords were poking me.

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pain of a thousand swords

It’s when pain is so strong you swear every sword in existence is trying to kill you, slowly.

My crush asked me out and I said no. My feelings felt like they were being stabbed by a thousand swords.

I got grounded for two weeks. It felt like a thousand swords were slicing my soul into pieces.

I tripped over my own feet in front of my class. My face burned like it was on fire from a thousand swords.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain of a thousand swords

When pain hits you so hard, it feels like every sword in the world is trying to kill you at the same time.

I got stuck in a elevator with my crush. My heart was being stabbed by a thousand swords.

My mom yelled at me for eating all the cookies. It felt like a thousand swords were poking my soul.

My dog ran into my friend and knocked him over. I laughed so hard, it felt like I had a thousand swords in my ribs.

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pain necklace

The purple line around your neck that happens when someone grabs you like a meatball and squeezes until you think you’re gonna die.

My cousin got a pain necklace after my uncle tried to teach him how to fight.

She got a pain necklace from her ex because he thought it was romantic.

He got a pain necklace in the school hallway because no one likes bullies.

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pain necklace

A sore around your neck that looks like someone took a belt and beat you while you were trying to breathe.

He got a pain necklace because his girlfriend was mad he forgot her birthday.

My brother got a pain necklace from the principal after skipping class 10 times.

She got a pain necklace from her friend for eating the last slice of pizza.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain necklace

The ugly mark on your neck that shows someone grabbed you so hard, it felt like your head was about to pop off.

He got a pain necklace from his dad after telling him he didn’t want to go to church.

She got a pain necklace during a wrestling match with her brother.

My neighbor got a pain necklace because he wouldn’t stop teasing the mailman.

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pain medicine

A fancy way to say you're begging for a hard one. Like you can't wait to get your face smashed.

Bro, I just took my pain medicine and I'm ready to go.

She texted me 'I need my pain medicine now' at 2 am.

He said he'd take the pill if I gave him a blow job.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain medicine

A lie you tell to get a quickie. You say it like it's your last chance.

'I took my pain medicine, just give me a second.'

She said she needed her pill before the boss walked in.

He told his friend he had to take his medicine or he'd cry.

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pain medicine

A secret weapon used when you're too tired to fight. You just let them win.

'I took my pain medicine, I can't even stand up.'

She said she needed her pill because her feet were on fire.

He dropped his pants and said 'this is my pain medicine.'

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pain management

Pain management is what you do after getting kicked in the nuts. It’s like your brain decides to betray you just when you need it most.

I took three painkillers and still couldn’t think straight after that punch to the gut.

My brain betrayed me during my first love, and I signed up for more pain than a wrestler at a bar fight.

He said he’d take any level of pain management just to stop feeling this heartbreak.

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pain management

Pain management is like your brain being a traitor who gives you more problems than solutions. Love makes it worse.

I tried to think straight, but my brain was busy cheating on me.

She signed up for the worst pain just so she could feel this love.

After the breakup, I needed pain management stronger than a football player after a game.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain management

Pain management is what you do when your brain decides to betray you. Love makes it feel like you’re signing up for torture.

He took painkillers and still couldn’t handle the betrayal from his brain.

She fell in love so hard, she signed up for a lifetime of pain management.

After getting kicked in the nuts, I needed more pain management than a prison sentence.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain lol

pain so bad it makes you question why you ever opened your mouth.

My wisdom teeth are like tiny demons screaming inside my head.

I ate a whole pizza and now I feel like I swallowed a brick.

This headache is so strong, it’s trying to take over my brain.

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