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pain lol

pain that hits you like a punch in the face but also your soul.

My back hurts so much, I think it's trying to leave me.

This burn feels like my skin is having a screaming match with my bones.

I tripped on a rug and now my knee thinks it’s going to war.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain lol

pain that makes you want to throw your life away just to escape it.

I got bit by a dog and now my leg is on fire.

My stomach feels like it's doing the twist inside me.

This pain is so bad, I might start crying and then laugh at myself.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain lol

pain that’s like your body is betraying you in the worst way.

My foot feels like it's being crushed by a bear.

This pain is so intense, I'm thinking about calling my mom.

I got hit with a hammer and now my arm is screaming at me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain lol

pain that makes you think your life is just one big joke.

My elbow hurts so much, I'm thinking about retiring early.

This pain feels like my body is having a party without me.

I got stabbed by a pencil and now I’m confused.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain lol

pain that’s so real, it might just become your new best friend.

My toothache is like my mouth has a vendetta against me.

This pain is so bad, I'm thinking about joining the army.

I ate spicy food and now my tongue feels like it's on fire.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain kink

When Harry Styles gets a tattoo so bad it looks like someone drew on his skin with a broken crayon and a face full of regret

Harry Styles got a tattoo of a cat on his arm. It’s so bad, his mom thinks it’s a witch’s curse.

He tried to get a rose tattoo but it looks more like a bruise from a toddler’s kick.

He got a dragon on his back and now it’s just a sad scribble that smells like regret.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain kink

When someone loves getting smacked around during sex like they’re in a wrestling match with their ex

She screams every time he slaps her butt like it’s the last day of school.

He likes to pinch her ears so hard, she thinks she’s gonna lose an ear.

They have a fight during sex and it ends with him throwing a pillow at her head.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain kink

When people watch porn of pain but get mad because the guys are too soft to really hurt anyone

He watches videos where guys get whipped and then gets upset when it’s just a light slap.

She sees someone getting spanked in a video, but when her boyfriend tries it, he’s too gentle.

He yells at his phone because the guy in the video got hit like a sack of potatoes, and his boyfriend just pats him.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain is weakness leaving the body

A stupid Marine motto that means if you're screaming like a baby during push-ups, it's because your body is too weak to handle the pain of being a useless meat sack.

My drill sergeant told me I was a 'weak sauce' Marine who needed to 'suck it up or get kicked in the nuts.'

I did 100 pull-ups and my arms looked like they were about to explode. Pain is just weakness crying for mercy.

When I got yelled at for falling out of formation, I knew pain was just my body saying, 'You’re not fit enough to be a Marine.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain is weakness leaving the body

A lie the Marines tell you to get you to sign up so they can yell at you for five years and make you run until your legs fall off.

I believed that pain was weakness leaving my body. Then I ran 5 miles in boots with rocks in them.

The Marine recruiter said it like it was gospel, but then he kicked me out of the office for being too fat to be a Marine.

They told me pain is weakness leaving my body. Now my back hurts and I have no idea what 'leaving the body' means.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain is love

Pain is love means you gotta get your ass kicked to feel good. Love hurts, baby.

My ex broke my heart and my nose.

I got a tattoo and cried like a baby.

My dog ran away and I screamed at the sky.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain is love

Love is like a punch in the gut. Jesus died for us, moms die for their kids, and you'll probably die from your love life.

My mom got appendicitis because she was trying to feed me.

I cried so hard I had to take a nap.

My crush broke up with me and now I live in the trash can.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain is love

Pain is love is when you fall for someone who treats you like crap, but still think they're perfect.

My boss promotes me every week but won't ask me out.

I got a raise and still feel lonely.

My coworker loves me but won’t stop making fun of my hair.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain in the pooer

A thing that makes you want to scream and throw your dinner at someone.

Trying to do my math homework while my little brother kept shouting 'I'm hungry!' every five seconds.

Waking up to a text that said, 'You're dead.'

Putting on socks that had been worn by three different smelly dogs.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain in the pooer

Something so bad it feels like your brain is being boiled in a pot.

Trying to explain why my pants are on backwards to my teacher.

Watching my dog eat my homework and then lick my face.

Having to wear my uncle's old shirt that smelled like he'd been buried in a sock drawer.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain in the pooer

A task so terrible it makes you want to quit life and start a new one.

Doing my brother's math homework for him because he thought '2 + 2' was '3.'

Trying to clean the toilet after my cat used it as a snack bar.

Listening to my mom sing along to every song on the radio, even the sad ones.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain in the pooer

A thing that feels like your soul is being dragged through a mud puddle by a very angry goat.

Trying to fix my phone after I dropped it in the bathtub.

Having to wear my dad's old shoes that had been left outside for three years.

Trying to eat a sandwich that was supposed to be 'grilled cheese' but looked like it had been hit by a fire truck.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain in the pooer

A situation so bad you'd rather get a tattoo than go through it again.

Trying to untangle my sister's hair after she used five different hair bands and two glue sticks.

Having to explain to my dog why he can't eat the entire bag of chips.

Trying to balance on one foot while my brother threw confetti at me during a math test.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain in the neck

a smelly annoying person who makes your life a living hell

My cousin is the worst pain in the neck. He talks nonstop and never shuts up.

The guy at work keeps interrupting me. Pain in the neck, pure and simple.

My little brother acts like he owns the place. Pain in the neck, every single day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

pain in the neck

something or someone that makes your life a mess and your brain want to explode

That project was a pain in the neck. I wanted to scream.

My neighbor's loud music is a real pain in the neck.

This math test was so hard. Pain in the neck, pure and true.

by Slangipedia 15d ago