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when your butt felt like it was on fire after you let one rip
My pain poop today was like getting stabbed by a flaming fork.
I took a crap and it felt like my intestines were screaming.
This pain poop is why I hate Mondays.
pain poop
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the kind of poop that makes you wish you had a death sentence
My pain poop was so bad, I considered faking my own death.
That poop hurt more than my ex’s betrayal.
I just got a pain poop and it felt like I was being exorcised.
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when your poop feels like it's giving you a wedgie from the inside
This pain poop is like my butt is getting a wedgie from the inside.
I took a crap and it felt like my pants were trying to kill me.
That pain poop was so bad, I wanted to quit living.