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pain tolerance
how much you can take before your body gives up and starts throwing tantrums.
He was in the hospital but still fought me. I lost.
She got stabbed and kept singing. That’s not pain, that’s performance art.
I drank a whole bottle of whiskey and still laughed. My pain tolerance is legendary.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain threshold
how much of a pain you can take before you scream like a baby and cry in the middle of a football game
I had a tooth pulled and I cried harder than my ex when she left me for the mailman
He got hit by a car and still went to work. That guy has a higher pain threshold than a brick wall
She broke her ankle and kept dancing. I would have sat down and cried like a toddler
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain threshold
how much of a mess you can be before you pass out from agony
He got stabbed in the arm and just laughed. I passed out after getting a paper cut
She broke her leg and still went to the gym. I fell over from a sneeze
He had 10 stitches and kept eating pizza. I threw up from one bite
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain threshold
how much of a pain you can take before you throw your meat and scream at the sky
He got hit with a hammer and just laughed. I threw my phone at the wall from one little bruise
She had her finger smashed in a door and still went to work. I cried like a baby after getting poked by a pencil
He got kicked in the gut and kept fighting. I sat down and cried like I lost my dog
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain smile
A fake grin that looks like it was carved out of your face with a rusty spoon, usually when you're trying to hide how much something hurts or how bad you messed up.
My boss asked me if I wanted to try the new coffee. I said yes. It tasted like burnt socks and regret.
I tripped in front of my crush and smiled like I was proud of myself. I wasn’t.
When my dog ate my homework, I gave a pain smile that screamed 'this is not going to end well.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain smile
The kind of smile you wear when your face feels like it's on fire and you're trying to pretend everything’s fine.
I got a paper cut and smiled through the pain like I was a tough guy.
My friend told me my joke was 'okay' and I smiled like I'd won the lottery.
When I burnt my tongue on hot soup, I gave a pain smile that looked like it was going to break.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain smile
A smile so fake it could fool a robot, usually when you're hiding the fact that you just got roasted or your life is falling apart.
I failed my math test and smiled like I’d passed with flying colors.
My mom said I was 'disgusting' and I gave her a pain smile that screamed 'I know.'
When my crush asked me out and I said no, I smiled like I was doing them a favor.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain smile
A grimace you wear when your soul is screaming and your face is trying to save the day.
I got stung by a bee and smiled like it was a compliment.
When my friend laughed at my joke, I gave a pain smile that said 'this isn’t funny.'
My teacher called me out for talking and I smiled like I had no idea what was happening.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain smile
A smile that looks like it's trying to escape your face, usually because you're hiding how much something sucked.
I ate a whole pizza and smiled like I hadn’t just broken my stomach.
When I spilled my drink on my crush, I gave a pain smile that said 'this is the worst.'
After my dog peed on the carpet, I smiled like it was a normal Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain skittles
a bag of pain pills that’s just enough to keep you from screaming your head off but not enough to actually make the pain go away
I took my whole pain skittles and still cried like a baby in math class.
My grandma called me after I ate all my pain skittles and said, 'You’re gonna be a ghost by next week.'
He took his pain skittles before the dentist and then cursed the entire dental staff.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain skittles
a pile of pills that’s like a last-minute attempt to avoid actual suffering, but it’s just gonna make you feel worse later
I ate my pain skittles and then fell asleep during gym class. I woke up screaming.
She took her pain skittles before the test and still failed because she forgot how to multiply.
He texted me: 'I took all my pain skittles, and now I feel like a dying raccoon.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain skittles
a bunch of pills that you swallow like it’s a dare, but they’re just gonna make your stomach yell at you later
I took my pain skittles and then threw up in the hallway. Classic.
He said, 'These pain skittles are my final hope.' Then he cried for 10 minutes straight.
She took her pain skittles before the math quiz and got a zero because she was too busy being sick.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain shit
One of the three things we’re all going to do before we die, you know, besides shitting and dying.
You’re gonna do it. You just don’t know when.
It’s like the universe is telling you: ‘You’re not ready for this.’
This isn’t a choice. This is a punishment.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain shit
Your stomach yells at your butt, 'I’m coming through!' and your ass gets a front-row seat to the big poop show.
‘You’re gonna regret this,’ my stomach said. I didn’t listen.
It was like a movie premiere for my gut.
My stomach was screaming. My butt was dancing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain shit
Your guts feel like they're being crushed by a giant meatball that just yelled, 'I'm coming to take over your body.'
My stomach was crumpling like a wet napkin.
It felt like my insides were being folded in half.
My gut was collapsing. I didn’t even know it could do that.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain shit
Your intestines are screaming, 'I will not be ignored!' and you're just trying to survive the middle of a lunch break.
My insides were yelling. I was too tired to care.
It felt like my gut had a tantrum during work.
My intestines were on strike, and I had no idea what they wanted.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain shit
Your butt is on fire. Your poop looks like it came from a monster. Your ass feels like it's being stabbed by a thousand tiny meat hooks.
My butt was bleeding and screaming at the same time.
I looked down, and my poop had a side of blood for lunch.
Every time I sat down, I felt like I was getting tortured.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain ranker
A person who rates how much pain you're in like it's their job and they take it way too seriously.
I'm in so much pain I might die. Pain ranker says I'm at a 9.5.
My foot is on fire. The pain ranker just gave me an 8 because he's mean.
He rated my headache as a 7. I'm gonna punch him next time.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain ranker
Somebody who counts your pain like it’s a popularity contest and you’re the loser.
My back hurts so bad, but the pain ranker said I only got a 6. I’m crying.
He rated my toothache as a 5 because he had a worse one last year.
I was screaming in agony, and the pain ranker gave me a 4 because he’s a jerk.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
pain ranker
A person who decides how much you suffer like they're the boss of your misery.
I was begging for mercy, but the pain ranker said I only got a 3.
He rated my burn as a 9 because he burned his hand once.
I was in so much pain, and the pain ranker said I only got a 2. That’s not fair!
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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