pain skittles

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a bag of pain pills that’s just enough to keep you from screaming your head off but not enough to actually make the pain go away

I took my whole pain skittles and still cried like a baby in math class.

My grandma called me after I ate all my pain skittles and said, 'You’re gonna be a ghost by next week.'

He took his pain skittles before the dentist and then cursed the entire dental staff.

a pile of pills that’s like a last-minute attempt to avoid actual suffering, but it’s just gonna make you feel worse later

I ate my pain skittles and then fell asleep during gym class. I woke up screaming.

She took her pain skittles before the test and still failed because she forgot how to multiply.

He texted me: 'I took all my pain skittles, and now I feel like a dying raccoon.'

a bunch of pills that you swallow like it’s a dare, but they’re just gonna make your stomach yell at you later

I took my pain skittles and then threw up in the hallway. Classic.

He said, 'These pain skittles are my final hope.' Then he cried for 10 minutes straight.

She took her pain skittles before the math quiz and got a zero because she was too busy being sick.