pain skittles - a pile of pills that’s like a last-minute attempt to avoid a

a pile of pills that’s like a last-minute attempt to avoid actual suffering, but it’s just gonna make you feel worse later

I ate my pain skittles and then fell asleep during gym class. I woke up screaming.

She took her pain skittles before the test and still failed because she forgot how to multiply.

He texted me: 'I took all my pain skittles, and now I feel like a dying raccoon.'