Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who rates how much pain you're in like it's their job and they take it way too seriously.

I'm in so much pain I might die. Pain ranker says I'm at a 9.5.

My foot is on fire. The pain ranker just gave me an 8 because he's mean.

He rated my headache as a 7. I'm gonna punch him next time.

2

Somebody who counts your pain like it’s a popularity contest and you’re the loser.

My back hurts so bad, but the pain ranker said I only got a 6. I’m crying.

He rated my toothache as a 5 because he had a worse one last year.

I was screaming in agony, and the pain ranker gave me a 4 because he’s a jerk.

3

A person who decides how much you suffer like they're the boss of your misery.

I was begging for mercy, but the pain ranker said I only got a 3.

He rated my burn as a 9 because he burned his hand once.

I was in so much pain, and the pain ranker said I only got a 2. That’s not fair!

4

Someone who judges your pain like it's a test and you failed.

I was hurting so bad, but the pain ranker said I only got a 5. I'm sad.

He rated my stomachache as a 4 because he had a worse one once.

I screamed for help, but the pain ranker said I only got a 3.

5

A person who rates your pain like they're in charge of all the suffering.

I was in so much pain, and the pain ranker said I only got a 7. That’s not even close.

He rated my migraine as a 6 because he once had a headache.

I was dying from the pain, but the pain ranker said it was only an 8.

6

Someone who tells you how much you hurt like they're your meanest critic.

My legs were on fire, but the pain ranker said I only got a 5. That’s not right.

He rated my broken arm as a 7 because he broke his leg once.

I was screaming in agony and the pain ranker said it was only an 8.