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When you talk like you’re the boss of a subject you’ve never studied, but you looked it up on your phone while sitting on the toilet, and you still think you’re cool about it.

"I know more about quantum physics than you ever will, and I looked it up while I was pooping.", @QuantumDude123

"I’m not just smart, I’m literate, and I got my info from Google.", @SmartestPerson

"You think you’re educated, but I looked it up on the toilet.", @ToiletScholar"

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you drop facts like they’re hot dogs at a football game, but you only know them because you Googled them while your pants were soaked.

"Did you know the average human has 206 bones? I looked it up while I was peeing.", @BoneMaster

"I just told you the entire history of Rome while I was on the toilet, and I only looked it up once.", @ToiletHistorian

"I’m not just knowledgeable, I’m a fact machine, and I use Google as my toilet paper.", @FactMachine"

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you act like you’re a professor, but you only know what you saw on your phone while your butt was in the air, and you still think you’re the smartest person in the room.

"I could teach your class, and I only looked it up while I was taking a dump.", @DumpProfessor

"You think you’re smart, but I got my degree from the toilet.", @ToiletPhD

"I just explained the entire theory of relativity while I was on the toilet, and I still have time to eat my lunch.", @RelativityGuy"

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you throw out facts like they’re trash, but you only know them because you Googled them while your pants were soaked and your brain was fried.

"I just dropped a fact so hard it knocked your brain out, and I looked it up on my phone while I was peeing.", @FactThrower

"You think you’re smart, but I throw facts like they’re trash, and I got them from the toilet.", @TrashFacts

"I’m not just a fact thrower, I’m a fact tornado, and I got my facts from the toilet.", @TornadoFacts"

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you speak like you’re a scholar, but all your knowledge came from your phone while you were on the toilet, and you still think you’re cool about it.

"I just gave a speech on ancient Egypt while I was on the toilet, and I only looked it up once.", @ToiletScholar

"You think you’re smart, but I’m a scholar, and I got my degree from the toilet.", @ToiletScholar2

"I’m not just a scholar, I’m a toilet genius, and I still have time to eat my lunch.", @GeniusOnToilet"

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When you drop knowledge like it’s confetti, but you only know it because you looked it up on your phone while your pants were soaked, and you still think you’re the best.

"I just dropped a whole bunch of knowledge on you like it was confetti, and I only looked it up while I was peeing.", @KnowledgeDropper

"You think you’re smart, but I drop knowledge like it’s confetti, and I got it from the toilet.", @ConfettiGenius

"I’m not just a knowledge dropper, I’m a confetti machine, and I got my facts from the toilet.", @ConfettiMachine"

by Slangipedia 1d ago