l'eau-oogle
When you throw out facts like they’re trash, but you only know them because you Googled them while your pants were soaked and your brain was fried.
"I just dropped a fact so hard it knocked your brain out, and I looked it up on my phone while I was peeing.", @FactThrower
"You think you’re smart, but I throw facts like they’re trash, and I got them from the toilet.", @TrashFacts
"I’m not just a fact thrower, I’m a fact tornado, and I got my facts from the toilet.", @TornadoFacts"