l'eau-oogle
When you act like you’re a professor, but you only know what you saw on your phone while your butt was in the air, and you still think you’re the smartest person in the room.
"I could teach your class, and I only looked it up while I was taking a dump.", @DumpProfessor
"You think you’re smart, but I got my degree from the toilet.", @ToiletPhD
"I just explained the entire theory of relativity while I was on the toilet, and I still have time to eat my lunch.", @RelativityGuy"