l'eau-oogle
When you drop facts like they’re hot dogs at a football game, but you only know them because you Googled them while your pants were soaked.
"Did you know the average human has 206 bones? I looked it up while I was peeing.", @BoneMaster
"I just told you the entire history of Rome while I was on the toilet, and I only looked it up once.", @ToiletHistorian
"I’m not just knowledgeable, I’m a fact machine, and I use Google as my toilet paper.", @FactMachine"