l'eau-oogle
When you speak like you’re a scholar, but all your knowledge came from your phone while you were on the toilet, and you still think you’re cool about it.
"I just gave a speech on ancient Egypt while I was on the toilet, and I only looked it up once.", @ToiletScholar
"You think you’re smart, but I’m a scholar, and I got my degree from the toilet.", @ToiletScholar2
"I’m not just a scholar, I’m a toilet genius, and I still have time to eat my lunch.", @GeniusOnToilet"