l'eau-oogle
When you drop knowledge like it’s confetti, but you only know it because you looked it up on your phone while your pants were soaked, and you still think you’re the best.
"I just dropped a whole bunch of knowledge on you like it was confetti, and I only looked it up while I was peeing.", @KnowledgeDropper
"You think you’re smart, but I drop knowledge like it’s confetti, and I got it from the toilet.", @ConfettiGenius
"I’m not just a knowledge dropper, I’m a confetti machine, and I got my facts from the toilet.", @ConfettiMachine"