l'eau-oogle
When you talk like you’re the boss of a subject you’ve never studied, but you looked it up on your phone while sitting on the toilet, and you still think you’re cool about it.
"I know more about quantum physics than you ever will, and I looked it up while I was pooping.", @QuantumDude123
"I’m not just smart, I’m literate, and I got my info from Google.", @SmartestPerson
"You think you’re educated, but I looked it up on the toilet.", @ToiletScholar"