facetographer

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A facetographer is a guy or girl who thinks they're a pro just because they dropped cash on a fancy camera they can't even use. They'll start a Facebook page and try to charge people for bad photos they take with zero skills.
"I took this photo with my 5D Mark IV, so it's definitely professional."
DM: "You pay me $100 and I'll take your portrait... it'll be 'raw.'"
Posted on Facebook: "My wedding photos are perfect. I used Piknik. You don't need a real photographer."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A facetographer is someone who thinks they're a pro just because they bought a camera. They'll start a 'business' and try to rip off people with blurry, over-edited photos they call 'art.'
"I don't need to learn how to use the camera. I just take pictures and call it 'raw.'"
Post: "My portrait was taken by a facetographer. It's raw, unfiltered, and bad."
Customer review: "He charged me $200 for a photo that looked like it was taken in a dark room."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A facetographer is a fraud who thinks they're a pro just because they have a camera. They'll use Facebook to trick people into paying for their terrible photos and make up excuses when a real pro tells them they're trash.
"I used Piknik. It's like Photoshop. I'm a pro."
Message: "I'll take your wedding photos. You won't even notice I'm a fraud."
Post: "Professional photographer? Pfft. I'm the real pro. My photos are 'raw.'"
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A facetographer is someone who spends money on a camera they can't use, then tries to charge people for bad pictures they call 'art.' They get angry when real pros tell them they're total disasters.
"I don't need to learn how to use the camera. I take raw photos."
Post: "My portrait is raw, unfiltered, and absolutely perfect."
Message: "I charge $100 for a photo. It's raw. You don't need a real photographer."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A facetographer is someone who thinks they're a pro just because they have a fancy camera. They try to get people to pay for their bad photos and get mad when real pros tell them the truth.
"I took this with my DSLR. It's raw. You don't need a pro."
Message: "I'm a pro. I take portraits. You'll be my next victim."
Post: "Piknik is like Photoshop. I'm a pro."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A facetographer is a person who spent money on a camera they can't use, then tries to charge people for blurry, over-edited photos. They'll rant at real pros when they're called out.
"My photos are raw. You don't need a real photographer."
Post: "I used Piknik. I'm a pro. I charge $100 for my portraits."
Message: "I don't need to learn how to use the camera. I take raw pictures."
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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