facetographer
A facetographer is a person who spent money on a camera they can't use, then tries to charge people for blurry, over-edited photos. They'll rant at real pros when they're called out.
"My photos are raw. You don't need a real photographer."
Post: "I used Piknik. I'm a pro. I charge $100 for my portraits."
Message: "I don't need to learn how to use the camera. I take raw pictures."