facetographer
A facetographer is someone who thinks they're a pro just because they have a fancy camera. They try to get people to pay for their bad photos and get mad when real pros tell them the truth.
"I took this with my DSLR. It's raw. You don't need a pro."
Message: "I'm a pro. I take portraits. You'll be my next victim."
Post: "Piknik is like Photoshop. I'm a pro."