facetographer
A facetographer is someone who spends money on a camera they can't use, then tries to charge people for bad pictures they call 'art.' They get angry when real pros tell them they're total disasters.
"I don't need to learn how to use the camera. I take raw photos."
Post: "My portrait is raw, unfiltered, and absolutely perfect."
Message: "I charge $100 for a photo. It's raw. You don't need a real photographer."