facetographer
A facetographer is a guy or girl who thinks they're a pro just because they dropped cash on a fancy camera they can't even use. They'll start a Facebook page and try to charge people for bad photos they take with zero skills.
"I took this photo with my 5D Mark IV, so it's definitely professional."
DM: "You pay me $100 and I'll take your portrait... it'll be 'raw.'"
Posted on Facebook: "My wedding photos are perfect. I used Piknik. You don't need a real photographer."