facetographer
A facetographer is someone who thinks they're a pro just because they bought a camera. They'll start a 'business' and try to rip off people with blurry, over-edited photos they call 'art.'
"I don't need to learn how to use the camera. I just take pictures and call it 'raw.'"
Post: "My portrait was taken by a facetographer. It's raw, unfiltered, and bad."
Customer review: "He charged me $200 for a photo that looked like it was taken in a dark room."