facetographer
A facetographer is a fraud who thinks they're a pro just because they have a camera. They'll use Facebook to trick people into paying for their terrible photos and make up excuses when a real pro tells them they're trash.
"I used Piknik. It's like Photoshop. I'm a pro."
Message: "I'll take your wedding photos. You won't even notice I'm a fraud."
Post: "Professional photographer? Pfft. I'm the real pro. My photos are 'raw.'"