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A person who yells at their Facebook about everything that's wrong in their life, like their ex, their job, their mom, and why the sky is still blue.

My ex cheated on me with my best friend. And my dog died. And I got a ticket. And I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.

Why is my boss still alive? I've been waiting for him to die for three years.

I hate my life. I hate my friends. I hate my mom. I hate my dog. I hate my cat. I hate my dog's cat.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A fake friend who only talks to you on Facebook and never actually calls you or texts you unless it's to complain about their life.

Hey, I just got dumped. And I hate my life. And I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.

I'm bored. My life is a lie. And I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.

Hey, you're my friend. Why don't you call me? I'm busy dying.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A human who turns Facebook into a giant complaint box, like it's their personal therapist and it charges $500 a session.

My life is a lie. My dog died. My ex is still alive. And I still have to go to work.

I'm crying in my cereal. My cat is judging me. My life is a lie.

I hate my job. I hate my boss. I hate my life. I hate my mom. I hate my dog.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you post something stupid on Facebook, knowing that your friends will either argue with you or start a new fight that will end with someone crying in the middle of the street.

My life is a lie. My ex is still alive. And I hate my job.

I'm crying in my cereal. My life is a lie. My dog died.

I hate my life. I hate my mom. I hate my ex. And I hate my boss.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

When you complain about something stupid on Facebook, and no one cares, but you still do it anyway because you think you're important.

I got dumped. My life is a lie. My dog died. And I still have to go to work.

My life is a lie. My cat is judging me. And I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.

I hate my job. I hate my boss. I hate my life. I hate my mom.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

1. A nickname for Facebook when people complain too much. 2. A fake friend who only talks to you on Facebook. 3. When you complain on Facebook all day. 4. A person who complains on Facebook more than they breathe.

I hate my life. My ex is still alive. And I'm crying in my cereal.

My dog died. My life is a lie. And I still have to go to work.

My cat is judging me. My life is a lie. And I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

1. A person who acts like a little baby on Facebook, talking shit and fapping to pictures of hot teenagers. 2. A person who spends all their free time complaining on Facebook, which they have a lot of because they're lazy and don’t have a job or friends. 3. The act of whining, trolling, or talking shit on Facebook until your friends beg you to stop.

My life is a lie. My ex is still alive. And I hate my job.

I'm crying in my cereal. My dog died. And I still have to go to work.

My cat is judging me. My life is a lie. And I hate my mom.

by Slangipedia 13d ago