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When you complain about something stupid on Facebook, and no one cares, but you still do it anyway because you think you're important.
I got dumped. My life is a lie. My dog died. And I still have to go to work.
My life is a lie. My cat is judging me. And I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.
I hate my job. I hate my boss. I hate my life. I hate my mom.