Facebitcher
1. A nickname for Facebook when people complain too much. 2. A fake friend who only talks to you on Facebook. 3. When you complain on Facebook all day. 4. A person who complains on Facebook more than they breathe.
I hate my life. My ex is still alive. And I'm crying in my cereal.
My dog died. My life is a lie. And I still have to go to work.
My cat is judging me. My life is a lie. And I'm still wearing yesterday's pants.