Facebitcher - A human who turns Facebook into a giant complaint box, like

A human who turns Facebook into a giant complaint box, like it's their personal therapist and it charges $500 a session.

My life is a lie. My dog died. My ex is still alive. And I still have to go to work.

I'm crying in my cereal. My cat is judging me. My life is a lie.

I hate my job. I hate my boss. I hate my life. I hate my mom. I hate my dog.