Facebitcher
When you post something stupid on Facebook, knowing that your friends will either argue with you or start a new fight that will end with someone crying in the middle of the street.
My life is a lie. My ex is still alive. And I hate my job.
I'm crying in my cereal. My life is a lie. My dog died.
I hate my life. I hate my mom. I hate my ex. And I hate my boss.