Facebitcher
1. A person who acts like a little baby on Facebook, talking shit and fapping to pictures of hot teenagers. 2. A person who spends all their free time complaining on Facebook, which they have a lot of because they're lazy and don’t have a job or friends. 3. The act of whining, trolling, or talking shit on Facebook until your friends beg you to stop.
My life is a lie. My ex is still alive. And I hate my job.
I'm crying in my cereal. My dog died. And I still have to go to work.
My cat is judging me. My life is a lie. And I hate my mom.