Ebackuation

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An Ebackuation is when some fresh, hot, smelly poop gets dumped on your back like you're a stupid kid who just got caught eating the last piece of cake.
My cousin got an Ebackuation at the park and ran screaming like he’d been attacked by a squirrel.
My boss did an Ebackuation on me during a meeting. I left the room and cried in the restroom.
My dog got an Ebackuation from my brother. Now he’s covered in poop and thinks he’s a monster.
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An Ebackuation is when someone takes a fresh poop and throws it on your back like you’re a dumbass who didn’t watch the weather forecast.
At the gym, my buddy got an Ebackuation from a guy who thought he was funny.
My sister did an Ebackuation on me during a movie. I got up and walked out like I’d been insulted by a chicken.
My friend got an Ebackuation from his teacher. He was too scared to tell his mom.
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An Ebackuation is like getting a surprise poop attack on your back, and you’re just a dumb victim who didn’t see it coming.
At the bus stop, my friend got an Ebackuation from a random stranger. He was covered in poop and cried like a baby.
During a game of tag, I got an Ebackuation from my brother. I ran home and hid under my bed.
My neighbor did an Ebackuation on my dog. Now he’s sitting in the yard like he’s been betrayed.
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An Ebackuation is when someone takes a hot, fresh piece of poop and slaps it on your back like you owe them money.
My dad did an Ebackuation on me while I was eating breakfast. I dropped my toast and cried like I’d been robbed.
At the mall, I got an Ebackuation from some kid who thought he was cool.
My brother did an Ebackuation on my cat. Now she’s hiding under the couch and hates me.
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An Ebackuation is when someone throws a hot, stinky piece of poop on your back like you’re a stupid kid who just got caught with a stolen cookie.
My teacher did an Ebackuation on me during math class. I got up and walked out like I’d been insulted by a pigeon.
At the party, my cousin got an Ebackuation from my uncle. He ran out and cried like a baby.
My dog got an Ebackuation from my neighbor’s kid. Now he’s covered in poop and thinks he’s a monster.
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An Ebackuation is when someone dumps hot, fresh poop on your back like you’re the dumbest kid in the class and you didn’t even do anything wrong.
At the park, my brother got an Ebackuation from my dad. He ran screaming like he’d been attacked by a giant pooper.
My friend got an Ebackuation during a game of tag. He fell over and cried like a baby.
My sister did an Ebackuation on my dog. Now he’s sitting in the yard like he’s been betrayed.
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