Ebackuation
An Ebackuation is when someone dumps hot, fresh poop on your back like you’re the dumbest kid in the class and you didn’t even do anything wrong.
At the park, my brother got an Ebackuation from my dad. He ran screaming like he’d been attacked by a giant pooper.
My friend got an Ebackuation during a game of tag. He fell over and cried like a baby.
My sister did an Ebackuation on my dog. Now he’s sitting in the yard like he’s been betrayed.