Ebackuation
An Ebackuation is when someone takes a fresh poop and throws it on your back like you’re a dumbass who didn’t watch the weather forecast.
At the gym, my buddy got an Ebackuation from a guy who thought he was funny.
My sister did an Ebackuation on me during a movie. I got up and walked out like I’d been insulted by a chicken.
My friend got an Ebackuation from his teacher. He was too scared to tell his mom.