Ebackuation
An Ebackuation is like getting a surprise poop attack on your back, and you’re just a dumb victim who didn’t see it coming.
At the bus stop, my friend got an Ebackuation from a random stranger. He was covered in poop and cried like a baby.
During a game of tag, I got an Ebackuation from my brother. I ran home and hid under my bed.
My neighbor did an Ebackuation on my dog. Now he’s sitting in the yard like he’s been betrayed.