Ebackuation
An Ebackuation is when some fresh, hot, smelly poop gets dumped on your back like you're a stupid kid who just got caught eating the last piece of cake.
My cousin got an Ebackuation at the park and ran screaming like he’d been attacked by a squirrel.
My boss did an Ebackuation on me during a meeting. I left the room and cried in the restroom.
My dog got an Ebackuation from my brother. Now he’s covered in poop and thinks he’s a monster.