Ebackuation
An Ebackuation is when someone takes a hot, fresh piece of poop and slaps it on your back like you owe them money.
My dad did an Ebackuation on me while I was eating breakfast. I dropped my toast and cried like I’d been robbed.
At the mall, I got an Ebackuation from some kid who thought he was cool.
My brother did an Ebackuation on my cat. Now she’s hiding under the couch and hates me.