Ebackuation
An Ebackuation is when someone throws a hot, stinky piece of poop on your back like you’re a stupid kid who just got caught with a stolen cookie.
My teacher did an Ebackuation on me during math class. I got up and walked out like I’d been insulted by a pigeon.
At the party, my cousin got an Ebackuation from my uncle. He ran out and cried like a baby.
My dog got an Ebackuation from my neighbor’s kid. Now he’s covered in poop and thinks he’s a monster.