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pajara, when the estrogen runs out and the tits sag, what was once a sex symbol becomes a walking anatomy chart for horny guys too young to remember her name.

her agent told her she's 'over her prime' so now she rents rooms on craigslist where men want to study female aging. @sexlogger: today's hotness, 42-year-old ex-starlet getting filmed in various positions by some guy from reddit dating site.

@darknet_roulette live cam account shows a lineup of elderly porn stars for $0.99/min

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajara, the term gay guys use when they see her on IMDb: 'that's why she retired, look at those bags.' Meanwhile men pay thousands to watch them get older in slow motion.

Reddit r/pornstarshaving thread title: 'what happens to your body after you stop doing porn?', top comment is a before/after pic of Jenna Jameson looking like an obese mess. OP replies: 'that's pajara',

@sexting_with_jessica (DM): honey do these for me, I'll send them back on OnlyFans and split the cash.

man from backpage forums posts 'looking for women who've been in adult films' specifically mentioning names of actresses retired due to ageism

by Slangipedia 1d ago

'pajangle', when your brain hits snooze but your body's still on autopilot from last night. one leg out the bed, head down stairs like a zombie

bro stop pangling and get up for work already?

me right now is basically pajangle at 2am

by Slangipedia 1d ago

'pajangle', the post-nap fog where your eyes are open but you can't focus. everything's an inch away in slow motion

ugh the pangling is killing me this morning

she's got severe pajangle, she looks like shit

by Slangipedia 1d ago

'pajangle', that half-asleep state where you can't tell if it's 6am or midnight. your motor runs on fumes and grogginess

dude why aren't you awake? bro, i'm suffering from pangling rn

the alarm goes off and i just stare at the ceiling in pajangle

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Pajanas is the stench of two people fucking in your bed. It clings to sheets, pillows, everything.

OMG my boyfriend and I rolled around for hours, morning breath was like a gas leak

She woke up groaning about his smell

Momma said she can't cook dinner because the kitchen smells like sex

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Pajanas are those fuzzy boxers that keep you warm enough to pass out.

Can I borrow your pajamas? The cold kills me every winter

My roommate sleeps in sweatpants and a blanket, never gets sick

She's got a hospital-grade thermostat but still shivers

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajams and footies

when some fucker shows up at the club just to see his girl

bro saw jordan at mel's and decided to track her down

mark came to the bar looking for sarah but she was with someone else so he left angry

dave drove 2 hours from ohio specifically to find amy

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajams and footies

couples who dress each other in their sexiest clothes before a date night at home

we ordered pizza and got dressed up after drinking several beers last night

last time we watched that movie he made me put on the lingerie set from his drawer

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajams and footies

pajamas are what you wear when your girlfriend lets her guard down for real sex

after round 4 she slipped into my boxers and we went to the bedroom

he said he wanted me to change out of his clothes so i put on my silk nightgown

by Slangipedia 1d ago

when you start drooling your music through cheap headphones in public. Most people do it at concerts, but some make their whole living out of being a paje.

bro is vibing so hard his watch stopped

me playing rock band on the bus - got arrested for disturbing the peace actually

by Slangipedia 1d ago

that weird person at dinner who hasn't changed clothes since leaving work. Their mom probably gave them an outfit last year and they're too lazy to put it on.

jessica shows up in pajamas for family reunion

mike wore his boxers to the grocery store - again

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pulling your partner's legs and shoving them onto a recliner. Works every time, even if you're both half asleep.

alex yanked sarah into the chair at 2am - she was already in boxers so this counts

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Pajampin' means draggin' that slutty sleepwear outside at night. It's basically outdoor sex but your girlfriend can't handle the cold so she stays in her bra and panties.

Girl: 'I'll put on my sexy robe tonight.' Me: *whispers* 'Let's go to their place instead.'

Found this guy postin' pics of his new tattoo with caption 'shes the only one worth it. guess who that is 😘'

His DMs are all girls saying they're wearing pajamas and waiting for him.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When guys say 'let's p' in a public place, they mean getting on top of you against the wall. The girl who says no is told to shut up because he already has his hands under her shirt.

Bar: Guy pulls me across dance floor and shoves me onto bathroom counter. I say wait what are we doing? He unzips my dress without asking again.

Hotel lobby at 2am: Couple getting it on in the hallway, everyone watching but nobody cares because they're all too drunk to care

Text from ex after breakup: 'still think about you every time I see your face. Can't forget that.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The most annoying part of PJs is the tag digging into your skin. Nothing kills a vibe like running around barefoot and feeling something sharp under your heel.

Wife: 'I can't feel my feet.' Husband (grumbling): 'You've been wearing those ugly slippers all day.'

Trying to get out of bed at 6am with sore calves from sleeping on that mattress. Worth every penny.

Girlfriend complaining about the label inside her bra while I'm trying to have sex.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajammies, those ghost sheets you wear after dark

nobody home but me in my room at night?

ghost story time incoming

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajammies, a dude's excuse to not put on his f***ing underwear

bro you lookin' trash in these gym shorts?

nope, just sleepwear

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajammies, when your gf says 'go get some sleep', she means go strip naked immediately. This version is the dark romance of sleeping in.

the way he zips his pants open was terrifying

she rolled him right out

by Slangipedia 1d ago

pajammies, a sexual metaphor that's been around since before english existed. Literally just your mouth on their body.

don't tell me to stop

right there against the headboard

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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