pajamping

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Pajampin' means draggin' that slutty sleepwear outside at night. It's basically outdoor sex but your girlfriend can't handle the cold so she stays in her bra and panties.
Girl: 'I'll put on my sexy robe tonight.' Me: *whispers* 'Let's go to their place instead.'
Found this guy postin' pics of his new tattoo with caption 'shes the only one worth it. guess who that is 馃槝'
His DMs are all girls saying they're wearing pajamas and waiting for him.
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When guys say 'let's p' in a public place, they mean getting on top of you against the wall. The girl who says no is told to shut up because he already has his hands under her shirt.
Bar: Guy pulls me across dance floor and shoves me onto bathroom counter. I say wait what are we doing? He unzips my dress without asking again.
Hotel lobby at 2am: Couple getting it on in the hallway, everyone watching but nobody cares because they're all too drunk to care
Text from ex after breakup: 'still think about you every time I see your face. Can't forget that.'
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The most annoying part of PJs is the tag digging into your skin. Nothing kills a vibe like running around barefoot and feeling something sharp under your heel.
Wife: 'I can't feel my feet.' Husband (grumbling): 'You've been wearing those ugly slippers all day.'
Trying to get out of bed at 6am with sore calves from sleeping on that mattress. Worth every penny.
Girlfriend complaining about the label inside her bra while I'm trying to have sex.
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