pajamping
The most annoying part of PJs is the tag digging into your skin. Nothing kills a vibe like running around barefoot and feeling something sharp under your heel.
Wife: 'I can't feel my feet.' Husband (grumbling): 'You've been wearing those ugly slippers all day.'
Trying to get out of bed at 6am with sore calves from sleeping on that mattress. Worth every penny.
Girlfriend complaining about the label inside her bra while I'm trying to have sex.