pajammadrunk
When you're drunk alone in your boxers, no one's there to judge what the hell you got into.
driving home from bar and pissing on the couch
stuck in bathroom for three hours with a hangover
sleeping through work shift
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pajammadrunk
The self-sabotage move. You know better but you're too tired or lonely to go outside.
ordering takeout at 2am on a Tuesday
scrolling tinder for the tenth hour straight
crying into pillow because no one's texting back
pajammadrunk
'Pajama drunk', when being single becomes your own personal hell. The walls close in, time blurs.
forgot to flush the toilet for hours
ate something off the floor because it looked appetizing
started drinking coffee at midnight
pajamify
pajamify: roll into bed, sleep like you mean it. Wake up in your ass clothes.
yo my roommate's pjs are a disaster
she never changes outta her sweatpants
pajamify
pajamify: wear sleepwear to work. It says you're too lazy to care.
girl in yoga pants at the grocery store
office worker in fuzzy pajama top
pajamify
pajamify: your wardrobe is a landfill of cheap ass clothes. You wash them once then wear them again.
sneezing on blouse
spilling coffee down front
pajamification
people get so lazy they wear sleep clothes to brunch. at first it was weird, now everyone does it.
my bf wore sweatpants to his mom's funeral
saw a girl in leggings at the gym - thought she forgot her damnation g-string
they moved into their place and never washed anything
pajamification
when society decides 'comfort' > 'decency', everyone loses. the first person to wear pajamas in a formal setting sets off the collapse.
military guy showing up in underwear at parade
my coworker came into work with her bathrobe on and nobody said shit
the mall used to be midsiege territory, now it's just people shopping from their pjs
pajamification
pajamification isn't a phase - it's the end of manners. once everyone wears boxers to prom, you're living in the shit show.
my little sister wore pajama pants to her first date
the wedding photos are gonna look great but remember how disgusting this felt while eating cake?
i told my boss i couldn't come in and he thought i was sick - turns out i just didn't feel like putting on real clothes
pajamery
putting on your undies because you're lazy
bro fkn go sleep already 😴️
ugh i'm so tired of putting my clothes back on
pajamery
sex in the bathroom, no one walks in with a towel down
pajamery vibes are unmatched 😏️
i heard they had pjs last night
pajamery
acting drunk on someone's couch at 2am
my ex would always do the pajamery in our apartment 😏️
the way she was acting last night made me think pjs
pajamazons
hot broad woman in lingerie, like something straight off a porn site but made to look classy
girl at brunch wearing nothing but black lace panties and matching bra set
sister walking home from gym in babydoll and thigh-high socks
model on Instagram posing by pool in sheer robe
pajamazons
barely dressed woman, sexualized pajamas that scream 'look at me'
dating app pic: girl in satin camisole and low-rise jeans from her bedroom floor
her text after meeting: 'just got out of the shower, wanna see?'
girlfriend wearing his oversized t-shirt instead of underwear
pajamazons
woman so hot you don't even need to ask if she's naked under those clothes
husband describing his wife at a dinner party: 'she's wearing this designer set but that shit could be her nightgown'
college guy telling friends about the girl next door in silk sleepwear
texting buddy recounting how the ex wore nothing but stockings to bed
pajamas inside out
wearing your pajamas inside out like some magic spell to make it snow so you can sleep in
yo bro I woke up at 8 and it's still warm as fuck outside, I put my pjs inside out maybe now we get flakes?
man the weather app said 'snow likely' but nothing fell, unless these magical pajamas are real shit
pajamas inside out
secretly swapping your partner's underwear for something that makes them uncomfortable is basically pjs inside out on steroids
she thinks she's got a yeast infection but I actually swapped her thong with the one from my drawer yesterday lol
my bf puts his hand in his pants and pulls back confused, 'does it hurt?'
pajamas inside out
people who wear pjs inside out are basically hoping the universe bullshits them into a snow day just like gamblers pull their triggers
why does my ex keep wearing those weirdly shaped underwear? oh right she's trying to summon weather
pajamas
pajamas are clothes you rip off after sex. Comfort over looks, obviously.
bro tell me something I don't know about pjs
lol u wear them everywhere bro
pajamas
pajamas means anal while they sleep. Dirty trick from before women had boundaries.
did you tell him? no way, it's a surprise for her birthday lol