pajamification

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people get so lazy they wear sleep clothes to brunch. at first it was weird, now everyone does it.
my bf wore sweatpants to his mom's funeral
saw a girl in leggings at the gym - thought she forgot her damnation g-string
they moved into their place and never washed anything
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when society decides 'comfort' > 'decency', everyone loses. the first person to wear pajamas in a formal setting sets off the collapse.
military guy showing up in underwear at parade
my coworker came into work with her bathrobe on and nobody said shit
the mall used to be midsiege territory, now it's just people shopping from their pjs
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pajamification isn't a phase - it's the end of manners. once everyone wears boxers to prom, you're living in the shit show.
my little sister wore pajama pants to her first date
the wedding photos are gonna look great but remember how disgusting this felt while eating cake?
i told my boss i couldn't come in and he thought i was sick - turns out i just didn't feel like putting on real clothes
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