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nature really goes to extremes. sometimes babies are born with two penises or no anus, but pajeenis is special, it's literally half man half woman DNA spliced together.

the ultimate taboo. if you tell people your kid has pajeenis, they'll either vomit or ask how the fuck it happened.

fuckin' pajamas, they're the uniform for lazy-ass guys who don't shower. real men wear boxers.

pajeeboos, sleeping around like it's your job. prolapsed eyes, drool on the pillow.

pajamas, because nothing says 'I give zero fucks' like sleeping in your underwear.

Slapping their ass while you pull out your dick. She'll be shaking like hell afterward.

Sucking their dick from behind while they're using the bathroom. The ultimate power move.

The 'come into my mouth' game. You give them an orgasm without letting them come, making them beg for more.

Rubbing your clit with one hand while using mouth on their dick. The combination is mind-blowing.

when you're tired, your brain stops spelling 'pajamas' correctly. it's lazy phonics for people who can't be bothered to type the full word.

slang for pajamas, spelled phonetically. used by teens and younger people on social media.

pajamas pronounced like pajeebays. the softspoken version worn only by people who really want to sleep.

Pajarses are the emotional vampires of the human race. They'll sit on your chest all night, drain your battery for fun.

They move as slow as molasses when you're trying to get things done. Pajarses are productivity assassins.

A pajarse doesn't actually love you. They just think they own you. That shit is codependency disguised as romance.

They're the guys who make fun of your clothes in private. The ones who tell you to lose weight but buy junk food.

pajeanmas, girls who dress like they're on vacation all the time. They wear those stretchy as-f*ck jeans that look nothing special but feel like a warm hug. Their mom says it's healthy, their boyfriend thinks it's cute until he sees them at work.

pajeanmas, women who treat their bodies like luxury resorts. They put silk robes over sweatpants and name-brand sneakers on the couch. The guy says 'you look fat' but she's never been thinner in her life.

pajeanmas, the fashion equivalent of a midlife crisis but with more makeup. They're obsessed with 'comfort' as an excuse for being sloppy. Real comfort is sweatpants, not designer stretch denim.

Paje's is where the prettiest fakes hang out. You're either at their level or you don't belong there.