pajeenis

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A freak accident of nature. Some kids get this mutated dick-vagina hybrid thing that makes parents say 'oh shit.'

fucking in the bathroom, kid points at his weird genitalia and laughs maniacally, 'mom said i have pajeenis lol'

doctor examining 12-year-old says 'this is genetically impossible' but yeah bro has a penis on top of a vagina and both work

family guy sketch: richard's son gets this condition after experimenting in the basement

by Slangipedia 2h ago

nature really goes to extremes. sometimes babies are born with two penises or no anus, but pajeenis is special, it's literally half man half woman DNA spliced together.

teenager posts selfie of his condition: 'found out at the hospital today 😭' doctors say he can use either hole

meme format: guy with split personality stares into camera while one side says penis and other says vagina

guy tells friend over text 'my doctor said i'm technically both male and female'

by Slangipedia 2h ago

the ultimate taboo. if you tell people your kid has pajeenis, they'll either vomit or ask how the fuck it happened.

mom at dinner party nervously drops topic of son's condition after three guests stare in horror

reddit r2b: 'my brother got this from an experimental surrogacy procedure and now everyone knows', 14k upvotes

guy tells his ex-girlfriend about it during breakup, she says she feels betrayed

by Slangipedia 2h ago