pajiba
when a girl sends you nudes and then acts surprised when you actually look at them
oops didn't mean to send that lol
hey babe these pics are fire
Discover Slang
pajiba
that thing guys do where they pretend not to notice your new outfit or makeup for a week then comment on it at the gym
nice dress
you look good today
pajgla
Pajgla means your head's swollen like you took an ammonia bath. Lookin' like a balloon.
Yo man, whatchu got on that top?
Damn, you look pregnant again
She shacked her so hard he looks puffy
pajgla
Pajgla = head full of water. Seizure pending.
Bro's been drinking all night and now his eyes are bulging
Man got hit in the face with a bat, look at this forehead
She was screamin' so loud her brain exploded
pajgla
Got pajgla after last night. This ain't normal.
Check out that giant head on Reddit
I think he needs to see a doctor, his skull's expandin'
Dude looked like a walking football helmet
pajendo
moron so dumb he thinks being born poor is his fault
nah bro that shit ain't on u homie ur just an idiot for thinking it
yo momma's a moron and you're the worse one at least she tries to be smart with her 10th grade education
pajendo
white trash who needs help but won't admit it like his mom
yo bro stop acting stupid you're a problem urself and your family
look at yourself in the mirror faggit
pajemee
Someone who makes your little boy do things he shouldn't. She's the reason you can't sleep at night.
Found her in my DMs: 'Hey cutie, how about a video call?'
She sent me pics of herself and asked if I wanted to meet up.
My 7-year-old called me last week asking why mom wasn't answering the phone.
pajemee
A woman who gets off on making boys feel dirty. She'll tell him he's a good little boy one minute and make him question his worth the next.
She said 'you're such a smart kid' right before she started spanking me across my bare bottom at her apartment.
Last time I was with her, she made me suck her pussy for an hour while telling me how pathetic I looked.
Her friends all think it's the most twisted relationship they've ever seen.
pajemee
She makes your son feel like a sexual object. Every time you catch them together, there's another layer of manipulation added.
He asked for lingerie and she told him he was such a good boy for asking.
They've been watching adult content in her phone while his back is turned.
His teacher mentioned bruises on his ass - clearly physical abuse disguised as discipline.
pajek
bro's got nothing left to lose so he fucks around the system
guy posts 'fired again' then starts posting screenshots of people getting fucked up at work
mom texts him 'don't do drugs son' and he replies 'nah im bored'
classmate pulls a knife in lunch, nobody does shit
pajek
man's entire personality is an elaborate rage-baiting machine for society
tweets 'why do cops stop black people?' then goes on a 30 min rant about police brutality that gets 10k retweets
starts arguments with strangers online just to make them upset
asks his therapist what he thinks and genuinely listens
pajek
some ppl are so burned by life they become comedy villains without realizing it
man spills coffee on guy at Starbucks, walks away laughing when called out
girl makes fun of waiter's accent repeatedly over dinner despite being rude to her
guy holds a door open for woman and says 'fuck off' when she doesn't move fast enough
pajeetware
pajeetware is that shit Indian devs write when they're on clock, it crashes, exploits the f*** out of you
my laptop keeps freezing since I downloaded this update from Microsoft's 'partners'
this banking app has been malware for 2 years and nobody fixed it except maybe Heiho himself
pajeetware
subcontinental devs are just cheap labor, their code sucks because they're tired of being exploited by white folks in Silicon Valley
Heiho's npm packages get 50k stars but he makes $28/hr on Upwork
this bug has been reported to the vendor for 3 years and nothing happens
pajeetware
pajeetware comes from a caste system, these devs are Untouchables cleaning up other people's tech trash in America
Stack Overflow is basically an immigration forum for Indian developers now
GitHub becomes the new Ellis Island
pajeetulah
pajeetulah is that pakistani guy from brooklyn who eats so much curry his stomach rots, then blames his problems on immigrants. he thinks being brown makes him better than white people but his mother cleans toilets for a living.
stop blaming me for your failed life pajeet
at least my parents didn't come over here and change our economy brooklyn edition racism is real
pajeetulah
that pakistani guy in the kitchen? his name's pajeet. he posts about how white people are replaceing him on social media while living paycheck to paycheck and eating instant noodles.
white people don't have immigration problems they HAVE them
my friends from brooklyn are getting deported while i sit here complaining
pajeetulah
pajeetulah meme format: top image is a smiling pakistani man with sunglasses, bottom shows him roasting someone on twitter. caption reads 'when they tell me to take my n-word back'. this shit white supremacists use to make black people feel guilty.
this joke makes fun of pajeets but also highlights how racist whites are
the meme community loves hate speech because it gives them a sense of power
pajeenis
A freak accident of nature. Some kids get this mutated dick-vagina hybrid thing that makes parents say 'oh shit.'
fucking in the bathroom, kid points at his weird genitalia and laughs maniacally, 'mom said i have pajeenis lol'
doctor examining 12-year-old says 'this is genetically impossible' but yeah bro has a penis on top of a vagina and both work
family guy sketch: richard's son gets this condition after experimenting in the basement