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pajohn
drink fast until your vision blurs and you can't walk in a straight line.
pajohn is basically voluntary brain damage wrapped around alcohol poisoning symptoms
i once woke up at 8am from a p. j. hangover so bad i thought someone had set me on fire
this shit kills young people slowly every year
pajohn
consume enough liquid ethanol to make your liver work overtime for the rest of its life.
pajohn is how rich kids get into med school. they pay $50k a bottle and don't think about it
my college roommate died from p. j. at 24. he was only 31
this isn't fun, this is chemical warfare against your own body
pajoggin
her pussy looks like she sucked it dry last week.
Bet I could make you cum faster than your ex
Look at her mouth, that's my new favorite spot
She rode me so hard I forgot my own name
pajoggin
she got on top and started grinding like a damn mixer.
Put her against the wall, get in there now
She's going down on me slow as fuck tonight
I need to touch her while she fucks
pajoggin
her lips wrapped around my dick like a vice grip.
Suck it off until I cum in your mouth
Look at me when you're fucking me
My cock's hard as hell
pajod
pajod: nigger's got that when someone says something stupid or annoying
man: bitch, you fucked my brother. woman: man i don't think so. man: pajod.
bro just said his girlfriend cheated on him with his best friend and imma tell u who the real fuckin racist is after this one. - @user123
@nigga what yo mom smokin at 7pm friday nite? - @asshole99
pajod
pajod: indian's got that when you call them a faggot or other shit
white guy at bar telling nigger jokes, black guy walks in and says 'stop being racist'. white guys laugh. black guy gets the pajod.
me: damnit this app isn't working. friend: don't tell me about it like i give a fuck. pjjd.
@nigga u think ur so faggy? - @user456
pajod
pajod: white guy's got that when black person tells them to shut the fuck up
police officer yells at black man on street. black man: do you think i should be afraid? officer gets pajod.
@niggah why u still alive if ur so smart - @user789
white guy in line tells joke about niggers, black person behind him rolls eyes and says 'that's racist'. white guy flips him off with a smile: pajod.
pajlada
To toast your boys, say 'Pajlada it up.' Swedish bros do this. Or just blow smoke in their face.
pajlada it up, let's drink to the night
smoke got you pajlading? bro really?
swigging snus while laughing = pajlada energy
pajlada
Pajagasm. When he streams, his cumming sounds like ASMR.
he just finished a set and started moaning about how good it felt
pajaGASM, I literally orgasmed watching this stream alone in my car
his voice cracks when he comes every single time
pajlada
A gay dev guy from the Netherlands who codes while listening to porn videos. Also makes funny shit.
he streams his code while jerking off to ASMR channels
found a clip of him laughing at his own bad joke, then immediately switching back to coding
this guy writes better scripts than half the devs on GitHub
pajl
pajl = dude who treats high school like an arcade cabinet, 3 years of gaming, zero GPA, calls teachers 'retards', blames teachers for his dumbass grades.
bro stop telling the teacher what he thinks about education
you failed biology? blame mr smith for being a bad professor?
i didn't study because i was playing call of duty
pajl
pajl = guy who thinks he's smarter than everyone but can barely read. Spends all day on his phone pretending to scroll tiktoks while doing nothing productive.
my brain feels like mush after scrolling for 4 hours
how do i open word? oh wait my mom does it online
college applications due tomorrow, lol maybe
pajl
pajl = teenager who's addicted to validation from strangers. DMs 50 girls before prom, gets blocked, then tells his mom 'they don't understand me'.
she deleted my insta but not twitter so she still cares lol
mom why does everyone hate me?
i got rejected by the same girl twice
pajl
pajl = dude who uses 'irony' as an excuse for being rude. Won't apologize even when called out, says everyone else is 'too sensitive'.
fucking retarded joke, lighten up bro
you're just mad because i said the truth to your face
i was joking!
pajkice
pajkice means some chick lets you use her mouth in bed for fun, not sex.
she's a p*ssy boy who gets off on oral but won't touch down
girlfriend said she 'kinda likes it' when I asked if she wanted me to fuck her instead
pajkice
some people use pajkice as a way to make the guy feel special without actually committing.
texts from ex: 'u made me feel so good last night', totally fake manipulation
bro said his girl was into oral but she just uses it to keep him on hook
pajkice
pajkice girls are manipulative bitches who'll let you fuck them then tell their friends about it.
saw her telling stories at the bar 'that guy last month was so hot on my mouth', total bullshit
she posted pics of his backside to her story right after
pajjer
dick. the hard-on between your legs that wants to be used.
she looked at my dick like it was a buffet menu
i've got this fatass of an asshole for weeks now
his hands found my mouth before i could tell him no
pajjer
pajjer. slang for penis, usually from black urban culture.
that guy on the corner's got a nasty pajer
my mom calls me her little pajger (affectionate)
diss track: f**k that paje out of my ass
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