pajjer
paj. short form, same meaning.
stop being such a paj (threat)
what's the matter with your paj?
i just got my paj stuck in some guy's ass
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pajizo
fucking pajejazo, when your cock gets hard in the shower but you're still thinking about work or food
man walking down street rubbing his dick: 'shit, I'm getting hard again'
guy on train checking phone under blanket: 'damn this shit won't quit'
bro asking another guy at a bar if he wants to fuck, not because he's horny but because the first girl turned him off
pajizo
fucking pajejazo, that moment when you're lying in bed and your brain starts planning how to get laid, making it way harder than just staying asleep
woman texting: 'hey are u awake?' guy replies 2 minutes later: 'yes', she says 'goodnight' he stares at ceiling thinking about her pussy
guy goes back after watching porn for an hour but can't get off the couch because his girlfriend's face keeps in front of him
texts to ex-wife while still married, got caught by current wife
pajizo
fucking pajejazo, calling someone 'bitch' repeatedly until they actually get on the phone and say yes to whatever you suggest
texts: u stupid bitch come over here /u gonna do it or not? guy shows up at her door in 2 minutes flat
man texts his boss every time he gets an erection during work hours, eventually got fired
guy sits through a whole movie alone because the girl on Netflix won't stop laughing at his shit jokes
pajiya
when you fuck her so hard she loses control for like three seconds.
man: 'she just glazed over',
tweet: 'pajiya moment hits at 2am'
dm: 'last time we did this, I couldn't breathe'
pajiya
slapping the shit out of her ass cheeks until they turn purple.
she's riding me and i'm smacking her hips, pajiya!
he keeps slapping my clit between strokes
this is giving me hives
pajiya
making little noises you can't help but repeat over and over.
'oh god oh god, pajiya!' she keeps saying it like a mantra
'mmph, fuck, that feels so good!', text while fucking him
'goddamn right in my mouth', whispering
pajita
pajita = small dick, Cuban slang for gay sex play. The straw's got nothing to do with it.
Yo mama gonna let you fuck her? Or am I the pajito?
She's on her knees sucking my ass like a vacuum cleaner
I've been riding this horse since breakfast
pajita
pajita = gay slang for anal. Comes from the bird metaphor in Spanish.
Don't worry, I'll be gentle like a pajito tonight
She takes it slow at first then speeds up
My hands are moving faster than my mouth
pajita
pajita = the most hardcore form of gay sex. Literally means straw in Spanish, but in Caribbean slang it's anal.
I'm ready for some pajito action
Let me show you how I take a pillow up my ass
That feels so fucking good
pajistero
A dude who can't stop jacking off. His hand is his best friend.
Yo man I swear you on your phone all the time
Tell me another one of those stories from last night
That's what I do when my girlfriend isn't around
pajistero
Someone who thinks porn is a hobby. The internet is his casino.
He spent 6 hours on OnlyFans yesterday
Found another tube site I've never seen before
She sent me nudes and now he's watching them
pajistero
The guy who wakes up at 3am with an erection. That shit ruins your morning.
Man walks into kitchen screaming about his 'morning wood'
How long have you been awake?
Started a new round on TikTok
pajinkle
pajinkle is calling someone out for being stupid or making a mistake. It's like shaming them publicly but funnier.
Damn you just fucked up the presentation, pajinkles
She keeps spelling words wrong in emails - total pajinkle situation
Dude you tripped over your own feet at the gym? Classic pajinkle energy
pajinkle
pajinkle describes something so gross or weird that people want to vomit. It's used both seriously and as a joke.
Bro stopped dead in his tracks looking at the guy on his knees, pajinkling hard
That dance move from last night? Absolute pajinkle energy
Her face turned green when he pulled out a magnum - that's not even pajinkle level gross
pajinkle
pajinkle is what you call someone after they've done something really dumb. Like the name suggests, it makes them want to pull their pants.
After he spilled coffee on the boss's carpet: total pajinkles
She can't find her keys for the third time today? Pajinkle material right there
He tried to parallel park into a fire hydrant. You're now his joke, pajinks
pajinis
pajinis: two dicks growing together like they're trying to be one organism. the head of one fuses into the other's shaft
my guy has pajinis and i swear when he gets hard it feels like there's an extra mouth on my clit
look at his sleep shorts, those folds? that's where two penises merged in puberty
she pulled them apart in the shower but they reattach every time
pajinis
pajinis: your cock has a vagina at the tip. happens when two boys get too close during sleep and their reproductive systems bond.
i found my boyfriend with pajinis last night, his dick literally had an opening i could put fingers in
this is what science fiction writers were describing without actually knowing it
doctors say they have to surgically separate them or the girl can't get pregnant naturally
pajinis
pajinis: a penis that's split down the middle from base to tip. not hermaphrodite, just one dick that looks like two.
his pajinis make him look insane from three angles at once
she used her tongue on both sides of his shaft and it felt like getting headfucked twice
nature really is a joke
pajingko
the thing between your legs that lets you have fun
fuck me in the ass, I love it
she's so tight around my dick
moan into my mouth