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fucking pajejazo, when your cock gets hard in the shower but you're still thinking about work or food
man walking down street rubbing his dick: 'shit, I'm getting hard again'
guy on train checking phone under blanket: 'damn this shit won't quit'
bro asking another guy at a bar if he wants to fuck, not because he's horny but because the first girl turned him off
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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fucking pajejazo, that moment when you're lying in bed and your brain starts planning how to get laid, making it way harder than just staying asleep
woman texting: 'hey are u awake?' guy replies 2 minutes later: 'yes', she says 'goodnight' he stares at ceiling thinking about her pussy
guy goes back after watching porn for an hour but can't get off the couch because his girlfriend's face keeps in front of him
texts to ex-wife while still married, got caught by current wife
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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fucking pajejazo, calling someone 'bitch' repeatedly until they actually get on the phone and say yes to whatever you suggest
texts: u stupid bitch come over here /u gonna do it or not? guy shows up at her door in 2 minutes flat
man texts his boss every time he gets an erection during work hours, eventually got fired
guy sits through a whole movie alone because the girl on Netflix won't stop laughing at his shit jokes
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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